Countdown Word Game ………. Day 43 of 100

It is absolutely ages since I took part in the Countdown Word Game, so I thought it was about time I rectified that situation.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with this game ……. I will explain.

It was invented by my friend Matt and  involves writing an article, a story or anything that takes your fancy.  However, you must include the words that Matt found on Monday’s episode of the Channel 4 TV programme,  ‘Countdown’.

Rules and regulations and examples of the game can be found on Matt’s blog page at http://miblodelcarpio.blog.co.uk

This week, the words to be included are;

FILLET, POUT, GODETIA, PALMING, SNORED, TRAILED, STRANGE, PRANCER, SURER, OUSTED.

So, without further ado, here is my rather silly entry;

NATURAL BEAUTY

It seems that every woman must look her very best,

At least, according to the magazines.

Its no good just wearing a rather grotty vest

And a pair of those  ‘holey’  denim jeans.

……………………

You have to enhance your sexy little pout

With injections of some strange botox filler.

And surer than  ‘eggs is eggs’ , when you venture out,

You must wear heels that  Vogue  describe as  ‘killer’.

……………………

So, while others snored, I rise at dawn and begin the fight

To try to fulfill the  media’s dream

And be a  prancer, in a skirt that’s  too darn tight,

‘Cos my figure’s still too broad across the beam.

…………………..

I really thought I’d ousted all the extra fat,

I’ve dieted and trailed around the gym.

I’ve had everything pushed up; sucked out and ironed very flat,

In a vain attempt to look extremely thin.

…………………..

My lips have been plumped up so much, its difficult to talk,

My eyebrows are tattooed on my brow.

My legs have such a  ‘thigh gap’, the wind whistles when I walk

And my tits are ……. well all I’ll say is  “WOW”  !!

………………….

I’m told I look amazing, really quite disarming.

Though my face is so immobile it can’t twitch.

But with all my hard earned cash the plastic-surgeon keeps on palming,

One thing I’ll never, ever be is rich.

…………………

But if I swallow diet-pills, I don’t need to eat.

That, at least, will save me lots of cash

To get acrylic nails put on my fingers and my feet,

So I can wear  Louboutins with panache.

…………………..

I wear a white godetia and I pile my dyed hair higher,

I’m spray-tanned and as sleek as I can be.

But I’m so full of plastic, I can’t go near a fire

‘Cos I’d melt and there’d be nothing left of ME.

………………………..

So, there you have it………I told you it was silly.   I’m sure you can do so much better, so why not take part …..its great fun !!

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About rosiewrites2

Growing old, disgracefully and enjoying every minute.
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2 Responses to Countdown Word Game ………. Day 43 of 100

  1. Beautiful, naturally.

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